Lov-e900

[Image: 'Passafist' Front Cover]

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Lyrics

If you could see me now
I'm on this shakedown cruise
Wearing leather lederhosen

And your momma's shoes
Now aren't you ashamed
Hey, I bet you can't guess my name

Call me (Lov-e900)
Call me (Lov-e900)
Call me (Lov-e900)
Call me infectious

Call me (Lov-e900)
Call me (Lov-e900)
Call me (Lov-e900)
Call me infectious

Luxuriously obscene
No lack of self-esteem
I get the sense you're a man of needs

You know, talking dirty isn't all I do
I can tell your future too
And give investment overviews so

Why don't you
Call me (Lov-e900)
Call me (Lov-e900)
Call me (Lov-e900)
Call me infectious

Call me (Lov-e900)
Call me (Lov-e900)
Call me (Lov-e900)
Call me infectious

Push the button for your psychic gal
Just as sick as the law allows

What, it's you again?
Now where did we leave off?
Did you know your credit card expires next month?

Man I can't stand that thought
'Cause we know love ain't free
And I need you as much as you need me

Push the button for your psychic gal
Just as sick as the law allows

Call me
Call me infectious

Push the button for your psychic gal
Just as sick as the law allows

Call me
Call me infectious

Call me (Lov-e900)
Call me (Lov-e900)
Call me (Lov-e900)
Call me infectious

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About The Song

From Pass-A-Fist, The Lighthouse, January 1994:

D: ... "One of the early ones was 'Love 900.' Which is basically a song about phone sex and getting your fortunes told and psychic hotlines. We kind of wrapped them into one and laid out a story line of two people that are highly mutually co-dependent. Once again, there are lines in there that primarily make cultural commentary from our viewpoint. There's one line in the song that says, 'Push the buttons for your psychic gal, just as sick as the law allows.' It's basically to point a finger, not only at the weirdness of the practice itself, but the double weirdness of the legislative allowance and controls on it. It's like legalized mind prostitution."